Jingle all the way!

Aug 24, 2015

With enrollment in the Ravenwood School of Magical Arts growing larger and larger each and every day, the professors went to curious measures to attract new students to their particular school of magic. What resulted was 7 new school “jingles”….beware, the professors are known to be a little off key.

Fire

If there’s a flame,

In your neighborhood,

Who you gonna call?

The fire wizards!

If there’s something burning,

And it don’t look good,

Who you gonna call?

The fire wizards!

I ain’t afraid of no burns.

I ain’t afraid of no burns.

Ice

Ice ice baby,

Ice ice baby.

Alright, stop, Freeze, and glisten.

Ice is the brand new addiction.

The magic grabs a hold of me lightly,

Flows like a glacier, only slightly,

Will it ever stop? Um, no.

Put out the fire, and we’ll glow!

To the extreme I frost like a master,

Light up a candle, and we’ll act even faster.

Ice ice baby.

Life

Sunny day,

Sweepin’ the death away,

On my way to where the magic is sweet,

Can you tell me how to get,

How to get to the life school, please?

Come our way,

Everything’s A-OK,

Friendly wizards there,

that’s where we meet,

Can you tell me how to get,

How to get to the life school, please?

Can you tell me how to get,

How to get to the life school, please?

Death

We’re creepy and we’re spooky,

Mysterious and goofy,

We’re all together groovy,

The death school.

Our school is in Nightside,

It really is a good ride,

We all love to hide,

The death school.

Cool.

School.

Cruel.

So get a black hat on,

A bat that you can ride on,

We’re gonna pay a call on,

The death school.

Storm

Stormy storm wizards,

Where are you?

We need some smashing from you now.

Come on storm wizards, I see you,

Pretending you’ve got a shiver.

You’re not foolin’ me ’cause I can see,

The way you fight and conquer.

You know we got a boss to smash,

So storm wizards get ready for your bash,

Don’t hold back. ‘Cause storm wizards

When you come through you’re gonna have yourself

A pet snack,

That’s a fact.

Stormy storm wizards,

Where are you?

You’re ready and you’re willin’.

If we can count on you, storm wizards,

I know we’ll catch those villains!

Myth

Be our guest,

Be our guest,

Put our magic to the test!

Put your wand in your hand, Cherie,

and I’ll teach you the rest.

Orthrus,

Minotaur,

And no, there are no curves!

Try the myth stuff,

It’s delicious!

Don’t believe me? Ask the bloodbats!

They can attack, they can dance,

After all, wizard, this is your chance,

And the spirit here is never second best.

Go on, unfold your spellbook,

Take a glance and then you’ll

be our guest,

Yes, our guest!

Please, be our guest!

Balance

Just a small town girl,

Livin’ in a dull world,

She took the magic boat,

To the Balance School.

Just a city boy,

Born and raised in Unicorn Way,

He took the magic boat,

To the Balance School.

Wizards waiting,

Up and down the Krokosphinx,

Their shadows searching in the night.

Sandstorms, people,

Living just to find the magic,

Hiding somewhere in the night.


Don’t stop balancin’

Hold on to the feelin’

Sandstorms, people.

Don’t stop balancin’

Hold on

Sandstorms, people.

Don’t stop balancin’

Hold on to the feelin’

Sandstorms, people.

Which school would you enroll in just based on the professor’s jingles? Let us know in the comments!

Tunes:

Fire: Ghostbusters-Ray Parker, Jr.

Ice: Ice Ice Baby-Vanilla Ice

Life: Sesame Street Theme Song

Death: The Addams Family Theme Song

Storm: Scooby-Doo Theme Song

Myth: Be Our Guest-Beauty and the Beast

Balance: Don’t Stop Believin’-Journey 

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